1 00:00:01,130 --> 00:00:02,130 See you. 2 00:00:02,390 --> 00:00:03,390 With child. 3 00:00:04,630 --> 00:00:05,630 No way. 4 00:00:05,930 --> 00:00:07,090 Whose boy is this? 5 00:00:07,390 --> 00:00:09,190 The baby now, Lorena. It's too late. 6 00:00:09,510 --> 00:00:12,530 No, I just got hassled by your grandpa, so if you've got issues, bro, it ain't 7 00:00:12,530 --> 00:00:13,530 up to me. 8 00:00:13,970 --> 00:00:15,450 Okay? Don't bug me. 9 00:00:15,930 --> 00:00:16,930 You okay? 10 00:00:17,390 --> 00:00:18,450 Yeah, I'm good, I know. 11 00:00:21,070 --> 00:00:22,070 Don't touch me! 12 00:00:22,930 --> 00:00:23,930 You're a monster. 13 00:00:24,050 --> 00:00:25,050 But I love you. 14 00:00:25,630 --> 00:00:30,130 You're my fiancé. I would not marry you if you were the last woman on earth. 15 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:00,160 What do you say? 16 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:01,340 Thank you, Dick Fletcher. 17 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:03,880 A lot of windows here, Ted. 18 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:07,380 Ted West, Theodore West, Edward West. 19 00:01:08,120 --> 00:01:09,340 Who's Maurice Loveder? 20 00:01:10,060 --> 00:01:12,220 Hope you're not indulging in any benefit fraud, old man. 21 00:01:12,880 --> 00:01:16,200 He can paint the trot for you out of the bacon factory, but he's still got it 22 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:19,540 now. I think you set a new record there for pig references, Ted. 23 00:01:26,079 --> 00:01:29,300 Pascal, you've got your uniform on, so you're probably going to work. 24 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:30,680 Oh, yeah. 25 00:01:31,500 --> 00:01:32,920 Do you think you should have the day off? 26 00:01:33,540 --> 00:01:35,560 Not. It's all I've got to live for. 27 00:01:38,220 --> 00:01:39,220 Bloody brute. 28 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:40,460 What the hell happened? 29 00:01:40,960 --> 00:01:42,160 I think it was a little thing. 30 00:01:42,780 --> 00:01:45,480 You're going to have to get my hands on that little shit. I'll block them. 31 00:01:45,860 --> 00:01:47,820 Well, we've gone to Wellington. Isn't that punishment enough? 32 00:01:49,260 --> 00:01:50,260 Oh, is that money? 33 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:52,320 Back off. 34 00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:55,130 My superannuation check. Pork a payout. 35 00:01:55,410 --> 00:01:57,130 Eighty grand. I can help you in this, then. 36 00:01:57,410 --> 00:01:58,410 Be gone, vulture. 37 00:01:59,110 --> 00:02:01,110 Get Carter in the fifth of Hastings, sure part. 38 00:02:01,570 --> 00:02:04,750 Yeah, I don't think so. I've got plans for that. Can I help you with that? 39 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:34,300 You and my brain. 40 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:41,240 Thanks. 41 00:03:09,260 --> 00:03:10,940 It's a rusty nail. They didn't even want it. 42 00:03:17,460 --> 00:03:18,460 Okay, bro. 43 00:03:18,520 --> 00:03:19,520 It's all good. 44 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:27,780 Let him 45 00:03:27,780 --> 00:03:32,300 go, bro. 46 00:03:32,700 --> 00:03:33,700 Let him go. 47 00:03:36,970 --> 00:03:39,090 Fiendishly clever, these Oriental number puzzles. 48 00:03:39,650 --> 00:03:42,870 Still, if I can crack a safe, I can crack a bugger. 49 00:03:43,650 --> 00:03:45,430 He's moving outside because of me. 50 00:03:45,770 --> 00:03:50,130 Yeah, yeah, apparently the toxins and shit, they can hang around for ages. 51 00:03:52,210 --> 00:03:54,150 I hope that beer's for your grandfather. 52 00:03:54,490 --> 00:03:55,510 He can get his own beer. 53 00:03:57,130 --> 00:03:58,130 Oh, for God's sake. 54 00:03:58,330 --> 00:03:59,810 Have you ever heard of fetal alcohol syndrome? 55 00:04:00,130 --> 00:04:01,390 Have you ever heard of stress relief? 56 00:04:01,750 --> 00:04:03,570 You need to look after your health. 57 00:04:03,850 --> 00:04:05,970 No, you mean I need to look after my baby's health? 58 00:04:06,250 --> 00:04:07,249 Same thing. 59 00:04:07,250 --> 00:04:11,130 Aren't you mothers supposed to drink a pint of beer a day? A pint of pen is for 60 00:04:11,130 --> 00:04:12,130 nursing mothers. 61 00:04:12,250 --> 00:04:15,450 My mum drank the black stuff when she was breastfeeding me and I turned out 62 00:04:15,450 --> 00:04:17,690 okay. You're drinking for two now. 63 00:04:18,029 --> 00:04:20,850 Are you going to drop in a cliche every day that I'm pregnant? 64 00:04:21,170 --> 00:04:25,030 And more early nights, unless of that depressing music you listen to. 65 00:04:25,330 --> 00:04:26,329 Oh, my God. 66 00:04:26,330 --> 00:04:29,830 You've gone completely insane, haven't you? It all gets in through the walls. 67 00:04:30,110 --> 00:04:30,909 What walls? 68 00:04:30,910 --> 00:04:31,910 Your womb walls. 69 00:04:32,530 --> 00:04:34,790 Try not to fall off the balcony when you're smoking outside. 70 00:05:06,670 --> 00:05:08,030 Thanks. All right. Whatever. 71 00:05:08,370 --> 00:05:10,150 Van? Van West? 72 00:05:12,250 --> 00:05:14,330 Van fucking West. 73 00:05:14,710 --> 00:05:17,530 The man. The machine. The legend. 74 00:05:17,850 --> 00:05:21,250 Huh? The minotaur. The bandonator, huh? Then the man. 75 00:05:25,390 --> 00:05:28,030 Bull team! 76 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:48,240 No, no, no, no. No fucking way. 77 00:05:48,840 --> 00:05:52,380 Van fucking West does not come into my bar and buy a drink. All right? 78 00:05:55,220 --> 00:05:56,220 It's on me. 79 00:05:56,840 --> 00:05:57,840 It's on my tab, Roy. 80 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:01,820 I've got it, man. No worries. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Grab it. Come meet my lads. 81 00:06:03,420 --> 00:06:05,720 Hey, guys. Listen up. Listen up. Okay. This is Jimbo. 82 00:06:05,940 --> 00:06:06,940 This is Nico. 83 00:06:08,100 --> 00:06:13,400 Guys, this is the legend of Chappell High, okay? You've got to bow down 84 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:15,960 this man. All right? Van fucking West. 85 00:06:17,330 --> 00:06:18,990 Okay, shift over. Give him some space. 86 00:06:19,590 --> 00:06:20,670 Grab him, mate. 87 00:06:22,030 --> 00:06:26,410 All right, okay. This man does not put his hand in his pockets tonight, okay? 88 00:06:26,570 --> 00:06:28,830 Even the fisherman's basket's on me, eh? Yeah. 89 00:06:30,130 --> 00:06:33,970 So, Ben, why do doctors slap babies when they're born? 90 00:06:36,610 --> 00:06:39,070 I don't know. So the cops pull off the dumb ones. 91 00:06:48,750 --> 00:06:50,610 There was no one at reception, so I just came through. 92 00:06:50,870 --> 00:06:52,890 Ah, underliners. No staying power. 93 00:06:53,370 --> 00:06:54,370 Vino? 94 00:06:54,690 --> 00:06:56,610 Nah, not for me. I'm... You're on duty. 95 00:06:56,970 --> 00:06:58,730 Not anymore, my friend. You're a civilian. 96 00:06:59,530 --> 00:07:00,530 Enjoy the privileges. 97 00:07:01,290 --> 00:07:02,290 I'll make it a quick one. 98 00:07:02,510 --> 00:07:03,910 You still charging by the minute? 99 00:07:04,250 --> 00:07:06,770 Actually, a guy asked me that the other day. I said, no, I charge by the 100 00:07:06,770 --> 00:07:10,070 question. A thousand dollars for three questions. He said, really? I said, 101 00:07:10,090 --> 00:07:11,090 what's your third question? 102 00:07:12,650 --> 00:07:13,650 I'm here to settle up. 103 00:07:13,870 --> 00:07:14,870 Sort away, are you? 104 00:07:15,090 --> 00:07:16,090 What, including tonight? 105 00:07:16,210 --> 00:07:17,210 Everything up till now. 106 00:07:17,500 --> 00:07:18,660 Well, Shira's already paid that. 107 00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:23,260 What? Well, clearly she and you need to work on something. 108 00:07:23,860 --> 00:07:25,360 But will you talk to each other? 109 00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:27,780 So was that your third question? 110 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:29,540 When the hell did this happen? 111 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:32,640 Oh, a while ago. You just got out. How much? 112 00:07:33,220 --> 00:07:36,300 Um, just under 120. 113 00:07:36,780 --> 00:07:37,780 120 grand? 114 00:07:38,460 --> 00:07:39,460 Mm -hmm. 115 00:07:39,820 --> 00:07:40,900 Where did you get that from? 116 00:07:41,780 --> 00:07:44,340 I took out a loan. It was a private arrangement. 117 00:07:44,720 --> 00:07:45,720 With who? 118 00:07:46,570 --> 00:07:47,570 Carrie Cabbage. 119 00:07:49,910 --> 00:07:51,150 What's he given you money for? 120 00:07:51,390 --> 00:07:52,750 Well, he's not giving it. He lent it. 121 00:07:53,430 --> 00:07:57,450 Des was his suggestion, so he just offered to help out paying for it. 122 00:08:03,370 --> 00:08:05,050 Were you ever going to tell me any of this? 123 00:08:06,130 --> 00:08:08,250 You had a lot on your bloody plate at the time. 124 00:08:09,830 --> 00:08:14,730 And since then, we had better things to catch up on. 125 00:08:16,970 --> 00:08:17,970 You should have mentioned it. 126 00:08:18,390 --> 00:08:19,830 It's not a conspiracy, Wayne. 127 00:08:20,210 --> 00:08:21,210 Now you do know. 128 00:08:23,750 --> 00:08:24,810 It's all under control. 129 00:08:25,290 --> 00:08:31,230 The interest rate's low, you'll be working soon, and we will kick this loan 130 00:08:31,230 --> 00:08:32,570 the curb in no time. 131 00:08:33,669 --> 00:08:34,669 No worry. 132 00:08:36,390 --> 00:08:40,490 So anyway, this chick's all crying, and I, boo -hoo, please, don't tow my car. 133 00:08:40,890 --> 00:08:44,810 And then she goes on to say, you know, there must be something I can do. 134 00:08:45,630 --> 00:08:46,630 And I go, 135 00:08:47,930 --> 00:08:49,830 Something? You know what I'm talking about. 136 00:08:53,590 --> 00:08:57,030 Did she give you anything? 137 00:08:57,790 --> 00:09:00,690 Oh, no, she was a bit of a dog, eh? But, you know, happens all the time. 138 00:09:03,930 --> 00:09:08,330 Well, thanks for the beer in the seafood basket as well. 139 00:09:08,810 --> 00:09:11,070 It's good to see you again, Eric. Bullsack! 140 00:09:18,740 --> 00:09:20,680 Okay, I'll see you later, man. 141 00:09:21,060 --> 00:09:22,120 Well, you're not walking home. 142 00:09:22,340 --> 00:09:23,940 Yeah. I'll give you a lift in my truck. 143 00:09:26,140 --> 00:09:28,120 You're a toey? Yeah, that's what I was telling you. 144 00:09:28,320 --> 00:09:29,219 Come on. 145 00:09:29,220 --> 00:09:30,220 Oh, yeah. 146 00:09:33,860 --> 00:09:35,500 Best fucking job in the universe. 147 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:40,420 Do what I like, when I like, park where I like. 148 00:09:41,200 --> 00:09:42,200 Rule one. 149 00:09:42,560 --> 00:09:44,160 Towies, don't tow other towies. 150 00:09:44,560 --> 00:09:49,680 Yeah? What a perk, man. Manpower, money, more pussy than you can shake a stick 151 00:09:49,680 --> 00:09:50,680 at. 152 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:52,120 Open the glove box. 153 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:56,900 Another perk, help yourself. 154 00:09:58,380 --> 00:09:59,980 You sure? Yeah, we're mates, aren't we? 155 00:10:01,220 --> 00:10:01,979 Yeah, man. 156 00:10:01,980 --> 00:10:02,980 Alright. 157 00:10:10,280 --> 00:10:12,540 But then I see she's got two nipples on one tit, right? 158 00:10:13,860 --> 00:10:14,739 No, great. 159 00:10:14,740 --> 00:10:16,160 Like a puppy with two noses. 160 00:10:16,860 --> 00:10:17,860 I still shagged her. 161 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:21,160 Oh, hotel, is it? 162 00:10:24,420 --> 00:10:29,420 Look at all this shit. 163 00:10:30,460 --> 00:10:31,900 How's she supposed to see where she's going? 164 00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:33,360 It's an accident. Why didn't it happen? 165 00:10:34,460 --> 00:10:37,240 And it's up to us, bro. It is our duty to take this one away. 166 00:10:38,750 --> 00:10:39,750 Yeah, keep an eye out, will you, mate? 167 00:10:52,890 --> 00:10:53,890 Don't worry about that. 168 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:56,530 We could drive straight past the cop shop, no one has had an eyelid. 169 00:11:04,370 --> 00:11:05,510 Something else we could help with, mate. 170 00:11:31,270 --> 00:11:32,430 Legend on the team tonight. 171 00:11:33,470 --> 00:11:34,730 Welcome to my chop shop, brother. 172 00:11:34,950 --> 00:11:37,650 We strip the cars, hit the bars. Right, lads? Fuck yeah. 173 00:11:38,630 --> 00:11:40,110 Van is the man. 174 00:11:40,770 --> 00:11:44,030 Do you remember that time in Swanson? You're off your face in acid, but you 175 00:11:44,030 --> 00:11:45,950 still stripped that Honda Accord in record time. 176 00:11:46,170 --> 00:11:48,510 You and that Mary guy. What was his name? 177 00:11:49,770 --> 00:11:52,610 Mother. So, you're still the man, Van. 178 00:11:53,570 --> 00:11:54,570 Still the legend. 179 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:03,020 Fuckin' A, bro. Oh, yeah! 180 00:12:03,660 --> 00:12:04,660 Woo! 181 00:12:38,180 --> 00:12:39,980 Whoa whoa whoa, line up, line up, line up! 182 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:41,760 You fuckin' A's! 183 00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:11,190 Good night, mate. 184 00:13:15,070 --> 00:13:20,190 What are you doing? 185 00:13:20,450 --> 00:13:24,390 I'm feeding me and, by association, my baby through the walls. 186 00:13:24,710 --> 00:13:25,830 With leftovers, you're not. 187 00:13:27,090 --> 00:13:31,010 You'd be full of listeria. Mum, I'm hungry and it doesn't care. 188 00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:33,430 You eat healthily from now on. 189 00:13:33,750 --> 00:13:35,650 Cereal and vitamins and shit. 190 00:13:35,890 --> 00:13:36,990 Oh, will the joy never end? 191 00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:41,880 We're having cereal. 192 00:13:42,740 --> 00:13:43,740 Gotta go. 193 00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:45,160 Where you off to? 194 00:13:45,620 --> 00:13:46,620 Money to spend. 195 00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:49,100 Can you spend it on a ticket to get me out of this hell? 196 00:13:54,820 --> 00:13:55,820 Got you a present. 197 00:13:56,980 --> 00:13:58,240 No, you didn't. Yeah, I did. 198 00:13:58,480 --> 00:13:59,479 It's for your baby. 199 00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:00,259 Oh, really? 200 00:14:00,260 --> 00:14:00,719 Mm -hmm. 201 00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:01,900 Hey, do you know how to use this? 202 00:14:02,380 --> 00:14:04,840 It's an iPod. It's like the simplest thing on the planet. 203 00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:06,039 Mm. 204 00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:07,040 You can pick this. 205 00:14:07,060 --> 00:14:08,080 I got it from a mate. 206 00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:15,040 This is the sisters Elton John and George Michael. Who exactly is this 207 00:14:15,940 --> 00:14:20,480 No one. Van, are you having anal sex with men and not telling us about it? 208 00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:21,540 you go. 209 00:14:23,020 --> 00:14:24,020 Did you get that? 210 00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:28,020 I got it for Loretta. 211 00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:29,840 From his mate? 212 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:31,920 No, he didn't need it anymore. 213 00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:36,000 Because he can now see over the steering wheel when he's driving along listening 214 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:39,180 to the stirring soundtrack of Priscilla Queen of the Desert. 215 00:14:42,700 --> 00:14:43,760 Are we expecting the cops? 216 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:45,300 Nope. 217 00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:50,340 Hey, Mr W, long time no see. 218 00:14:51,420 --> 00:14:52,420 Mum, 219 00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:56,400 this is my mate, Aaron. 220 00:14:57,340 --> 00:14:58,820 We went to the same school. 221 00:14:59,180 --> 00:15:01,400 Yeah, yeah, well, mates me and Ben, we go way back. 222 00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:04,560 And you're looking good, Mr W. 223 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:14,200 We're sisters, man. 224 00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:15,560 Oh. 225 00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:19,700 Who the fuck are you? 226 00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:21,960 Pascal. Baby. 227 00:15:22,260 --> 00:15:23,520 You must remember me. 228 00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:25,720 Aaron Spiller. 229 00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:27,080 Shepold High. 230 00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:37,880 Oh, yeah. 231 00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:44,760 Is she seeing anyone? 232 00:15:44,820 --> 00:15:47,000 Aaron, um, what are you doing here? 233 00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:48,560 Thought you'd cut her out. 234 00:15:49,900 --> 00:15:51,280 Cut her what? 235 00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:52,560 Oh, the car we chopped. 236 00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:56,260 Those jet parts sell like little yellow hotcakes, man. I wasn't expecting any 237 00:15:56,260 --> 00:15:59,940 money or anything, Aaron. It was just a good night. 238 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:00,919 You know, good fun. 239 00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:02,500 Well, take it. You earned it. 240 00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:06,600 Good for my slack -ass mates. They're pro at work. Van West, the legend. 241 00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:08,100 Take it. 242 00:16:08,660 --> 00:16:09,660 We're mates. 243 00:16:11,340 --> 00:16:13,100 Oh, shit, man. Yeah, man. 244 00:16:15,150 --> 00:16:17,470 That piece of crap there cost me $12 ,000. 245 00:16:18,190 --> 00:16:20,290 The artist died a year ago and now it's worth $100 ,000. 246 00:16:20,950 --> 00:16:21,950 That's good for you. 247 00:16:22,210 --> 00:16:23,410 Not so good for the artist. 248 00:16:23,710 --> 00:16:26,930 Well, the point is, I'm happy to lend Cheryl the money. 249 00:16:27,350 --> 00:16:28,350 I'm not missing it. 250 00:16:28,510 --> 00:16:32,770 We're grateful to you for that, but I'm in a position to be able to make a dent 251 00:16:32,770 --> 00:16:33,770 in what we owe you. 252 00:16:34,750 --> 00:16:36,150 $80 ,000 worth of a dent. 253 00:16:36,910 --> 00:16:38,670 It's not small. 254 00:16:39,410 --> 00:16:40,410 There's dents go. 255 00:16:40,930 --> 00:16:42,930 You should hold on to your money till you're working again. 256 00:16:43,820 --> 00:16:45,020 And then we can have this talk. 257 00:16:48,100 --> 00:16:49,720 She did the deal for you, Wayne. 258 00:16:51,380 --> 00:16:52,780 Can I just pay you again? 259 00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:55,440 Well, I can see you're not going to take no for an answer. 260 00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:57,460 Make the check out for 20. 261 00:16:58,160 --> 00:16:59,220 Keep the rest for yourself. 262 00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:01,180 And then you've got something to live on. 263 00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:03,480 70. 60. 264 00:17:04,260 --> 00:17:05,260 65. 265 00:17:06,180 --> 00:17:09,680 You know, this is the strangest negotiation I've ever been involved in. 266 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:12,440 50, Wayne. 267 00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,710 And that is my final offer. 268 00:17:15,390 --> 00:17:16,390 Done. 269 00:17:20,910 --> 00:17:21,970 A couple of beers, thanks. 270 00:17:23,650 --> 00:17:25,490 See? This is my place. 271 00:17:26,470 --> 00:17:27,149 Sweet, eh? 272 00:17:27,150 --> 00:17:28,150 Yeah, for a toilet. 273 00:17:29,810 --> 00:17:32,570 Last week, you remember Karina Balani from school? 274 00:17:32,770 --> 00:17:33,569 Yeah, I rooted her. 275 00:17:33,570 --> 00:17:37,690 You wielded. But she got really, really wasted. She was on the pool table and 276 00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:39,530 she started getting a... Let's go to the hook line and sink her. 277 00:17:40,169 --> 00:17:42,850 Uh, no, man, let's, uh, we'll hang here, eh? 278 00:17:43,670 --> 00:17:47,110 Oh, that's that merry mate of yours. Yeah, I used to know him. 279 00:17:47,410 --> 00:17:48,810 Hey. Hey. 280 00:17:49,650 --> 00:17:50,650 Hey, Hooray. 281 00:17:55,250 --> 00:17:56,250 Hey, Hooray. 282 00:17:56,810 --> 00:17:57,810 Bull's tag. 283 00:18:01,430 --> 00:18:03,450 Darren Fuller, I remember you. 284 00:18:03,730 --> 00:18:04,810 I'm a pretty memorable guy. 285 00:18:05,070 --> 00:18:06,690 Why don't you piss off out of here, then? 286 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:10,980 Are you going to make me, Horry? No, no, no, just go away. 287 00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:14,040 Yeah, let's get out of this jigaboo bar before we catch something. 288 00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:22,920 Pregnancy is like the black hole of fun. 289 00:18:23,220 --> 00:18:27,620 All the good things in life, sugar, fat, drugs, alcohol, all gone. 290 00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:29,760 It's like a cruel cosmic joke. 291 00:18:30,100 --> 00:18:32,660 Months and months of no fun and mum hassling me. 292 00:18:33,060 --> 00:18:34,140 At least she cares. 293 00:18:34,670 --> 00:18:38,630 By treating me like a retard every waking moment, every fucking day. 294 00:18:39,030 --> 00:18:41,370 At least somebody cares about you. 295 00:18:41,590 --> 00:18:42,590 Mum cares. 296 00:18:42,730 --> 00:18:44,450 She said she wanted to smack Bruce. 297 00:18:45,670 --> 00:18:46,870 He's willing to. 298 00:18:48,730 --> 00:18:50,410 Thank God we've got the fridge. 299 00:18:50,810 --> 00:18:51,910 Hey, don't knock the fridge. 300 00:18:56,790 --> 00:18:57,790 Hey, Cheryl. 301 00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:05,880 Holy shit! 302 00:19:06,180 --> 00:19:07,260 Nothing escapes her. 303 00:19:07,900 --> 00:19:08,900 What is this? 304 00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:10,680 It even has an ice maker. 305 00:19:10,940 --> 00:19:11,940 Is it down here? 306 00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:17,160 It's replacing the shonky one Polona gave us. Him, Tarzan, you, Jane, he 307 00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:19,240 provide. Me? Yeah, pretty. 308 00:19:21,900 --> 00:19:23,960 Me, nauseous, and not even because I'm pregnant. 309 00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:28,580 How much did they catch you with? 310 00:19:29,060 --> 00:19:31,160 Nothing. Not about me, it's Van. 311 00:19:31,710 --> 00:19:33,830 I thought you guys weren't bum buddies anymore. 312 00:19:34,230 --> 00:19:35,650 We were never bum buddies. 313 00:19:36,230 --> 00:19:37,370 Friends is what I meant. 314 00:19:37,630 --> 00:19:40,850 I want you to say friends instead of being insulting. What about Van? 315 00:19:42,510 --> 00:19:44,770 Do you remember a guy from school called Aaron Spiller? 316 00:19:46,230 --> 00:19:47,710 Hey, mummy's boy, ball day. 317 00:19:52,190 --> 00:19:54,710 Yep, I remember that little wanker. Why? 318 00:19:55,150 --> 00:19:56,870 Him and Van are new best mates. 319 00:19:57,680 --> 00:20:01,860 And this has to do with me because... Oh, no, not to do with me neither. I 320 00:20:01,860 --> 00:20:03,340 thought you should know. 321 00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:09,520 If Ian wants to hang out with a little cock -scratcher like Aaron Spiller, it's 322 00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:10,520 his business. 323 00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:12,060 Yeah, that's what I thought. 324 00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:14,720 Later. 325 00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:44,840 Dick! I hear you got a new friend. 326 00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:50,960 So? I hear this friend is Aaron Spiller, the ball tag jerk -off. 327 00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:54,180 Who told you? 328 00:20:54,460 --> 00:20:55,460 Manta. 329 00:20:57,980 --> 00:21:00,260 Why the fuck would he give a fuck? I don't know, Van. 330 00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:01,660 What are the point? 331 00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:05,320 Why do you want to hang out with a cum stain like Aaron Spiller? 332 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,000 Well, Aaron's all right. 333 00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:10,320 He's a mate. 334 00:21:12,220 --> 00:21:15,840 Look, people that hang out with Aaron Spiller have a nasty habit of getting 335 00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:17,660 themselves into a shitload of trouble, right? 336 00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:21,120 And how he still finds people stupid enough to hang out with him is beyond 337 00:21:21,940 --> 00:21:24,700 Well, I'm not stupid, and you're not the king of me. 338 00:21:24,980 --> 00:21:26,380 Oh, for Christ's sakes, man. 339 00:21:27,300 --> 00:21:29,000 For once in your life, listen. 340 00:21:29,820 --> 00:21:30,820 This prick... 341 00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:32,400 We'll bring you down. 342 00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:37,660 What do you know? I bet you don't. I bet I do. I bet you don't. I bet I... 343 00:21:37,660 --> 00:21:41,020 Okay. 344 00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:48,160 A while back, Aaron Spillow was involved in a chop shop. 345 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:54,380 The cops raided the place and everyone went down except Aaron because Aaron got 346 00:21:54,380 --> 00:21:57,180 nicked on a car theft the night before the raid. 347 00:21:58,860 --> 00:21:59,860 He got diversion. 348 00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:02,060 And his mates went inside. 349 00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:06,440 Aaron Spiller spills. 350 00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:13,260 Van is a fucking narc. Well, how do you know? I was his lawyer, shithead. 351 00:22:16,700 --> 00:22:17,900 Nothing to do with me. What do I care? 352 00:22:19,460 --> 00:22:22,080 Okay, I came here to help. If you want to be an asshole, be an asshole. 353 00:22:22,420 --> 00:22:25,660 Ah, no, G3. You, my friend, are the asshole. 354 00:22:43,370 --> 00:22:44,550 Got your mind on the line, huh? 355 00:22:47,250 --> 00:22:48,790 It's my line now, I guess. 356 00:22:50,030 --> 00:22:51,030 Is it? 357 00:22:52,430 --> 00:22:54,010 So, to what do I owe this pleasure? 358 00:22:54,450 --> 00:22:56,570 Well, I'm here to return something that doesn't belong to me. 359 00:22:57,790 --> 00:22:58,790 That money's yours. 360 00:22:59,910 --> 00:23:01,110 Can I tell you a story, Wayne? 361 00:23:02,110 --> 00:23:03,130 Is it going to take long? 362 00:23:03,390 --> 00:23:06,430 The boffins at Zarnie invented a miniature tape deck, OK? 363 00:23:07,050 --> 00:23:09,490 But it was so small they couldn't fit speakers into it. 364 00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:12,470 Just going somewhere? Because I really need to do my edges. 365 00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:14,900 Well, on the other side of the factory, they had these headphones. 366 00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:16,200 See? 367 00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:20,000 This guy from Sony sees the two things, puts them together. 368 00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:22,480 That was the Walkman. The company made squillions. 369 00:23:22,940 --> 00:23:24,860 Brilliant. What's that got to do with my cheque? 370 00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:27,160 You know Mike McCarthy? 371 00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:30,660 Yeah, bit of a legend in his time. He perked and went into business. 372 00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:33,580 Mike does work for me. Security cheques and so on. 373 00:23:34,060 --> 00:23:36,940 Thing is, Mike's making noises about selling out. 374 00:23:37,620 --> 00:23:38,620 All of it. 375 00:23:41,260 --> 00:23:45,180 If you put the right things together, you could pay me back double time. 376 00:23:48,380 --> 00:23:50,880 He gave you that stupid speech about the Walkman, didn't he? 377 00:23:52,620 --> 00:23:55,540 Yep. You want to do a bit of crystal ball gazing, do you? 378 00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:58,700 See your future? It's not much of a sales pitch. 379 00:23:59,380 --> 00:24:00,520 Well, I haven't even started. 380 00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:02,320 Hours are long. 381 00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:04,440 I never meet damsels in distress. 382 00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:07,880 Never solve cases that go all the way to the White House. 383 00:24:08,340 --> 00:24:09,360 Did you know that already? 384 00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:10,640 Yep. 385 00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:14,060 Well, who says I'd want to sell it to a dirty cop? 386 00:24:18,120 --> 00:24:19,220 You checked up on me? 387 00:24:20,020 --> 00:24:21,020 Called a habit. 388 00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:22,420 Call it bullshit. 389 00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:26,960 Toilet paper. 390 00:24:27,940 --> 00:24:30,600 Thinks of a set -up, especially for a man with your record of service. 391 00:24:31,220 --> 00:24:34,460 I wish you were still on the force. I got out at the right time. 392 00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:36,440 And now you want to sell up. 393 00:24:36,860 --> 00:24:38,200 I'm not selling to just anybody. 394 00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:43,740 How about we get a drink and talk about it? 395 00:24:44,220 --> 00:24:45,320 Yeah, sounds like a plan. 396 00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:47,880 As long as they don't mention that fucking war one. 397 00:25:00,020 --> 00:25:01,360 No. No. 398 00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:05,300 Have you got, like, a super sense of smell? 399 00:25:05,620 --> 00:25:07,940 Saw you sneaking around the back. 400 00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:10,760 Okay, were you this perfect when you were a mother? 401 00:25:11,130 --> 00:25:13,670 Don't try to tell me that you didn't smoke and drink. 402 00:25:13,930 --> 00:25:14,930 Things were different then. 403 00:25:14,990 --> 00:25:18,890 This is abuse, is what it is. It's like I'm not even a human being anymore. I'm 404 00:25:18,890 --> 00:25:21,750 just a transportation device for this stupid baby. 405 00:25:22,190 --> 00:25:24,570 This is my first grandchild. This is important. 406 00:25:25,130 --> 00:25:26,130 Oh, my God. 407 00:25:26,430 --> 00:25:27,870 You're turning into an old person. 408 00:25:28,070 --> 00:25:28,709 Oh, shut up. 409 00:25:28,710 --> 00:25:31,570 Mum, if you don't lay off, I am going to go and smoke pee or something. You're 410 00:25:31,570 --> 00:25:32,449 not that stupid. 411 00:25:32,450 --> 00:25:35,110 If you're so obsessed with eating, what about your other daughter? 412 00:25:35,330 --> 00:25:36,930 The one who's not eating anything at all? 413 00:25:37,390 --> 00:25:38,390 What about her? 414 00:25:39,930 --> 00:25:43,250 I just... Don't trust the hygiene standards at that place. 415 00:25:43,790 --> 00:25:44,830 You can have the chips. 416 00:25:57,290 --> 00:25:59,210 Nah, mate. But why, man? We're advanced. 417 00:25:59,470 --> 00:26:03,830 I mean, we were building DVD players when other races were just getting their 418 00:26:03,830 --> 00:26:04,830 heads around the wheelbarrow. 419 00:26:05,750 --> 00:26:06,810 What about the Japanese? 420 00:26:07,250 --> 00:26:08,250 I don't know. What about them? 421 00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:10,980 Get good at DVD player. 422 00:26:24,780 --> 00:26:25,780 Time to go to work, brother. 423 00:26:39,820 --> 00:26:43,720 Hey, uh, Aaron, I'm pretty tired, mate, so I'm gonna head off. 424 00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:45,780 What? You! 425 00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:47,080 Fuck. 426 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:50,560 I told you I wasn't a cop car. 427 00:26:50,860 --> 00:26:52,340 Piss off, this is my fucking cherry. 428 00:26:52,580 --> 00:26:55,260 No, we were here first. You were hiding in the bushes like jungle bunnies. You 429 00:26:55,260 --> 00:26:57,000 unhooked my car. This is my car. 430 00:26:57,980 --> 00:26:58,980 You think? 431 00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:00,480 Van, get the pinch bar from the cab. 432 00:27:00,980 --> 00:27:01,980 Van West! 433 00:27:04,970 --> 00:27:08,590 Filani? You know this old barno turd. Oh, what? You know this ape? Does your 434 00:27:08,590 --> 00:27:11,010 mother know you're hanging around with these sort of people? Oh, Van, get the 435 00:27:11,010 --> 00:27:13,250 pinch bar. I'm going to beat some manners into these fucking coconuts. 436 00:27:13,450 --> 00:27:16,190 Piss off, Hitler boy. Fuck's sakes, you guys. You want to wake up the whole 437 00:27:16,190 --> 00:27:17,190 fucking neighbourhood. 438 00:27:17,390 --> 00:27:19,190 Aaron, I know Filani. He's okay. 439 00:27:19,390 --> 00:27:21,370 Yeah, I'm the most okay man in okay town. 440 00:27:21,650 --> 00:27:24,410 Look, just let him have the car. We'll get another one. Come on. What? No way. 441 00:27:24,510 --> 00:27:26,590 These boongers have been nicking cars on our patch for years. 442 00:27:26,850 --> 00:27:27,749 Your patch? 443 00:27:27,750 --> 00:27:28,750 This is Auckland. 444 00:27:29,370 --> 00:27:32,090 Samoan land. Oh, you think so? Yeah, yeah, I do think so. 445 00:27:56,630 --> 00:27:56,670 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, 446 00:27:56,670 --> 00:27:57,670 whoa, whoa, whoa. 447 00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:17,560 You eat your cookie. 448 00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:19,440 Thanks, Mom. 449 00:28:26,140 --> 00:28:30,220 So he's running down the street with his pants down and cuffed. He turns around 450 00:28:30,220 --> 00:28:33,400 to call me a wanker and I smack him to a lamppost. 451 00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:35,760 Should you be eating now? 452 00:28:36,060 --> 00:28:37,060 Don't you stop? 453 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,300 Hey, this is Mike. 454 00:28:40,820 --> 00:28:41,820 Mike, 455 00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:44,200 this is Cheryl. 456 00:28:44,620 --> 00:28:45,800 Evening. That's... 457 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,000 This is Loretta. Hi. 458 00:28:48,580 --> 00:28:50,360 I'm begging of going into business with Mike. 459 00:28:51,180 --> 00:28:52,320 Oh, if you make the grade. 460 00:28:53,220 --> 00:28:54,820 What kind of business are we talking about? 461 00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:56,080 Private investigations. 462 00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:57,800 Security. Really? 463 00:28:58,820 --> 00:29:02,140 Mike McCarthy. Jesus, you let one pig in the door and pretty soon you're 464 00:29:02,140 --> 00:29:03,140 infested with him. 465 00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:04,520 Theodore West. 466 00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:06,560 I knew I knew this bloody house. 467 00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:07,960 Now you can piss off out of it. 468 00:29:08,420 --> 00:29:10,360 Where'd you hide it, Ted? Don't know what you're talking about. 469 00:29:10,700 --> 00:29:12,580 You know, the Smith and Coie's job. 470 00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:13,840 Piss off, die wondering. 471 00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:15,260 Ted. Stay out of it. 472 00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:18,100 Me and this bastard have unfinished business. 473 00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:19,480 On my oath we have. 474 00:29:20,540 --> 00:29:22,280 Drink? Thought you'd never ask. 475 00:29:23,700 --> 00:29:24,700 Bloody coconut. 476 00:29:24,980 --> 00:29:26,520 I mean, what's he doing over here anyway? 477 00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:29,500 Taking out jobs, taking out a bloody woman? Well, he's not like that. 478 00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:30,800 Well, what is he then, gay? 479 00:29:31,420 --> 00:29:32,420 He's married. 480 00:29:33,460 --> 00:29:34,960 Whose side are you on here anyway, then? 481 00:29:37,660 --> 00:29:39,440 I'm not on anyone's side, man. 482 00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:44,140 Instead of going on about bloody coconuts, why don't you, you know... 483 00:29:45,330 --> 00:29:47,970 Well, we'll find Filani and sort things out, man. 484 00:29:49,310 --> 00:29:50,310 You reckon? 485 00:29:50,350 --> 00:29:51,350 Yeah. 486 00:29:51,430 --> 00:29:53,950 It's Van the Legend's final word on the matter, is it? 487 00:29:54,530 --> 00:29:55,530 Yeah. 488 00:29:57,050 --> 00:29:58,050 Yeah, it is. 489 00:29:58,310 --> 00:29:59,310 All right? 490 00:29:59,930 --> 00:30:01,030 See who wants another drink. 491 00:30:03,790 --> 00:30:04,790 Yeah, why not? 492 00:30:06,810 --> 00:30:09,270 So, what do you want to go into business with this twat for? 493 00:30:09,550 --> 00:30:10,550 Yeah, thanks, Ted. 494 00:30:11,130 --> 00:30:12,130 What do you think of him? 495 00:30:12,310 --> 00:30:14,190 Wouldn't have him in the house if it was my choice. 496 00:30:15,020 --> 00:30:17,060 Thanks for going into business, then. That'd be a mistake. 497 00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:17,879 Why's that? 498 00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:19,840 Wouldn't trust him as far as I could throw Bert Thompson. 499 00:30:20,220 --> 00:30:21,320 How's Bert? Dead. 500 00:30:22,580 --> 00:30:23,579 Lefty Munro? 501 00:30:23,580 --> 00:30:24,780 I thought you'd retired. 502 00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:26,560 So you don't rate Wayne, huh? 503 00:30:27,340 --> 00:30:30,860 Reminds me of a prick I used to know. Dogged bastard. Wore a safari suit. 504 00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:32,120 I remember him. 505 00:30:32,820 --> 00:30:33,820 Sharp -looking fella. 506 00:30:34,300 --> 00:30:37,840 I recall him chasing some villain halfway down Lincoln Road in that safari 507 00:30:38,620 --> 00:30:39,620 Caught him as well. 508 00:30:39,820 --> 00:30:42,860 Then that woman come out and threw a bucket of water over us. Thought we were 509 00:30:42,860 --> 00:30:44,700 couple of Nancy boys getting it on in the dark. 510 00:30:45,740 --> 00:30:48,560 It ain't as bad as that bastard, eh? Worse, I'd say. 511 00:30:50,220 --> 00:30:51,159 Thanks for the tip. 512 00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:52,260 Yeah, thanks, Nancy boy. 513 00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:53,560 Up yours on, Kat. 514 00:30:54,220 --> 00:30:58,440 Mike seems like a decent sort of bloke. Yeah. He could do a lot worse than going 515 00:30:58,440 --> 00:30:59,440 to business with him. 516 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:01,580 But what's the catch? 517 00:31:02,300 --> 00:31:04,580 Why do you have to be so suspicious? 518 00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:07,360 It just seems too easy. 519 00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:11,140 Catch is shut up. Stop worrying him. Fuck me. 520 00:31:13,380 --> 00:31:14,380 Okay. 521 00:31:16,020 --> 00:31:20,440 You know it's your fault I'm dying here, don't you? That bastard old thief. 522 00:31:20,820 --> 00:31:22,700 Oh, yeah, yeah. He's a prick, all right. 523 00:31:24,220 --> 00:31:26,100 So I got myself a new partner in crime? 524 00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:28,100 Depends how you answer this question. 525 00:31:28,740 --> 00:31:29,740 Far away. 526 00:31:30,020 --> 00:31:31,060 What's the catch, Mike? 527 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,960 I've been through your books, I've checked out your client list, talked to 528 00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:36,980 everybody I can about you, and everything. 529 00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:39,720 Everything comes up squeaky clean. 530 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:43,020 And your problem is? There's always a catch, Mike. 531 00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:46,320 You want to hear the truth? 532 00:31:47,340 --> 00:31:48,340 I'm tired. 533 00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:51,760 What I need is some numbnuts to come in and do all the shit work. 534 00:31:52,300 --> 00:31:56,720 You pony up for a share of this millstone, you'll be doing all the hard 535 00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:57,980 while I bugger off and go fishing. 536 00:31:58,660 --> 00:32:03,560 So I'll hand over 50 grand to be exported by a crusty old work -shy 537 00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:05,319 Pretty much. 538 00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:06,420 You knew there was a catch. 539 00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:21,080 BFA. 540 00:32:50,570 --> 00:32:51,570 Thought I'd find you in this shit hole. 541 00:32:51,730 --> 00:32:52,730 You have to come with me. 542 00:32:53,030 --> 00:32:54,030 Now? 543 00:32:54,250 --> 00:32:55,990 Yeah, we need you right now. It's kicking off. 544 00:32:56,750 --> 00:32:58,270 What's kicking off? Oh, you'll see. 545 00:33:00,210 --> 00:33:04,130 No, look, Aaron, I've got some shit to sort out here, so... No, no, no, you're 546 00:33:04,130 --> 00:33:06,430 not listening to me. We need you. This is D -Day, buddy. 547 00:33:06,930 --> 00:33:07,990 Day of fucking reckoning. 548 00:33:08,470 --> 00:33:11,450 Um... No, Aaron, I can't come with you. No, no, Dan, no. 549 00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:14,070 You're one of my lads now. You know how my lads stick together? 550 00:33:14,290 --> 00:33:17,210 No, I'm not one of your lads. I think you are, Van. 551 00:33:17,410 --> 00:33:18,410 Eh, see? 552 00:33:18,750 --> 00:33:19,750 Oh, look. 553 00:33:20,270 --> 00:33:21,270 That's a good one, eh? 554 00:33:21,570 --> 00:33:22,570 Oh, 555 00:33:22,750 --> 00:33:24,930 and that's a nice one too. 556 00:33:26,190 --> 00:33:27,830 Then we're scored in the act, eh? 557 00:33:28,570 --> 00:33:32,310 Hey, but we're mates, eh? And you've got to come, because this is your idea. 558 00:33:32,470 --> 00:33:33,690 Your fucking idea. Come on. 559 00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:58,160 You're going to love this. 560 00:34:00,980 --> 00:34:01,980 Love what? 561 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:05,160 It was all your idea. You were so onto it. It's a legend. 562 00:34:05,700 --> 00:34:07,000 What's all my idea? 563 00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:10,679 What happened to your face, bro? 564 00:34:12,199 --> 00:34:13,300 We've got a problem here. 565 00:34:13,699 --> 00:34:18,460 I will kill you! Kill your fucking white asses! I'll kill you all! 566 00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:21,600 I'll kill your family! Then I'll kill you some more! 567 00:34:22,820 --> 00:34:24,840 You're like a woman! A dead woman! 568 00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:27,800 What the fuck have you done? 569 00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:30,320 Talk to him. Tell him to shut up and sit down. Yeah, then what? 570 00:34:30,580 --> 00:34:31,580 Well, you know. 571 00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:32,760 No. 572 00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:36,380 This is all your idea. You said to sort him out, but hey, fuck, I'm sorting him 573 00:34:36,380 --> 00:34:38,179 out. This isn't sorting things out. 574 00:34:38,420 --> 00:34:40,980 This is fucking crazy, man. You're mental. 575 00:34:41,380 --> 00:34:42,380 Van West? 576 00:34:43,060 --> 00:34:44,480 Is that Van West? 577 00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:46,840 Are you calling me fucking mental? 578 00:34:48,159 --> 00:34:51,179 Yes, this is Van West, and yes, I'm calling you fucking mental because you 579 00:34:53,580 --> 00:34:54,580 This man here? 580 00:34:54,860 --> 00:34:58,820 He's a personal friend of the West family, right? So you hurt him, you hurt 581 00:34:59,380 --> 00:35:00,640 You don't want to do that, bro. 582 00:35:02,140 --> 00:35:03,580 Because... Because what? 583 00:35:03,940 --> 00:35:06,720 Because you'll tear your fucking nuts off and feed them to the fishes! 584 00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:09,360 Your balls will sleep with the fishes! 585 00:35:09,740 --> 00:35:11,000 What the fuck, Filoni? 586 00:35:12,580 --> 00:35:16,520 But, yep, what he said about the fish. So you would choose this brown bastard 587 00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:17,520 over your buds. 588 00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:19,760 Your mate. 589 00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:23,480 You're not my mate, Aaron, okay? 590 00:35:24,060 --> 00:35:26,100 You're a fucking idiot, and you always were. 591 00:35:30,620 --> 00:35:31,620 Is that right? 592 00:35:33,140 --> 00:35:34,140 Yeah. 593 00:35:35,820 --> 00:35:36,820 Ball tag. 594 00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:43,379 What's going on? 595 00:35:43,380 --> 00:35:46,900 What's happening, Van? What's happening, Coconut, is if you don't sit down and 596 00:35:46,900 --> 00:35:50,040 shut the fuck up, Van West is going to get his head caved in. 597 00:35:55,690 --> 00:35:56,690 Didn't like what I saw, eh? 598 00:35:57,350 --> 00:35:58,390 There's something going down. 599 00:35:58,690 --> 00:35:59,690 Drug deal, maybe? 600 00:36:00,250 --> 00:36:03,670 Nah. If it was a drug deal, Van would be like, awesome score. 601 00:36:04,610 --> 00:36:05,670 He wouldn't like that. 602 00:36:07,650 --> 00:36:09,630 Mum, sometimes we outgrow people. 603 00:36:10,290 --> 00:36:11,350 You said that. 604 00:36:13,250 --> 00:36:14,250 Yeah, I did. 605 00:36:16,390 --> 00:36:17,390 Come here! 606 00:36:17,950 --> 00:36:21,530 And I'll find you like the bat and bite your face off! Shut up! 607 00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:25,360 I will cannibal lictor your pungency white flesh. 608 00:36:25,660 --> 00:36:29,120 Shut the fuck up. Why don't you give it a rest for a minute, Filoni? It's all 609 00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:31,420 right, Ben. I've got this all under control. 610 00:36:32,060 --> 00:36:36,380 Death is coming to town and he's wearing a lava lava. 611 00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:41,360 There'll be nothing left but a crater filled with your blood from which I'll 612 00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:42,360 drink. 613 00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:44,520 Do your worst. 614 00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:49,620 I will rise up and rain furious vengeance upon you. 615 00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:16,980 Hey, Filardi. Yeah? We were pretty fucked here, eh, mate? 616 00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:22,640 We're gonna die here in this shed at the end of E. Mervyn Taylor Drive. 617 00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:24,440 Is that where we are? Aaron and his mates. 618 00:37:24,860 --> 00:37:27,680 They're gonna do us in unless someone... What the fuck's going on over there? 619 00:37:27,740 --> 00:37:30,660 Get my head off and I'll get you new ones! 620 00:37:30,860 --> 00:37:34,180 Every single one of you will die by my hand tonight! 621 00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:40,520 You're a dead man, Van Witt. 622 00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:42,440 What? What? 623 00:37:52,370 --> 00:37:53,830 Who the fuck did you call? 624 00:37:54,270 --> 00:37:57,330 No one. Who the fuck did you call? No one, man. 625 00:37:57,550 --> 00:37:58,850 The fucking phone was in my pocket. 626 00:37:59,270 --> 00:38:01,610 How am I going to call someone when my phone's in my pocket? I'd have to know 627 00:38:01,610 --> 00:38:02,910 their fucking number off by heart. 628 00:38:03,750 --> 00:38:04,749 Get real. 629 00:38:04,750 --> 00:38:08,490 Yeah, that would be really hard. Well, I told you to fucking search him. Yeah, 630 00:38:08,490 --> 00:38:11,630 run away. Run away while death deals it to you. 631 00:39:12,270 --> 00:39:13,730 Samantha. Sorry, council lady. 632 00:39:13,990 --> 00:39:16,290 What the fuck are you doing here? Aaron's going to kill Van. 633 00:39:16,850 --> 00:39:19,250 Hey? Aaron, spill him, man. Where do we find him? 634 00:39:21,970 --> 00:39:23,430 Don't blame me for this, Van. 635 00:39:24,930 --> 00:39:26,910 You've travelled the path of grief. 636 00:39:28,070 --> 00:39:33,870 You know, when my brother died, I walked many bad paths. 637 00:39:35,130 --> 00:39:36,790 Some places worse than this. 638 00:39:39,070 --> 00:39:40,150 But you'll find it. 639 00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:42,540 Your path, man. 640 00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:44,440 You will. 641 00:39:46,700 --> 00:39:48,900 If these cocksucks don't kill us first. 642 00:39:49,300 --> 00:39:50,300 This is our country. 643 00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:54,400 We don't need no cocksucks here. Our fucking car's fucking got that. 644 00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:00,720 See the lights off in here? 645 00:40:07,300 --> 00:40:08,420 Last known resident. 646 00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:09,880 Looks like a chop shop. 647 00:40:11,020 --> 00:40:14,140 It is. What kind of dick would put the chop shop down as his address? 648 00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:15,598 Aaron Spiller. 649 00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:16,600 It was his truck. 650 00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:20,560 Okay, we go in there, we kick out, we take no prisoners. 651 00:40:21,220 --> 00:40:23,780 Yeah, or we could call the cops. 652 00:40:24,980 --> 00:40:27,660 So Aaron Spiller can dob on van like he did his last mate? 653 00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:29,200 I don't think so. 654 00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:32,920 You ever wanted to drive a tow truck? 655 00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:34,400 No, not really. 656 00:40:34,740 --> 00:40:35,740 You do now. 657 00:40:36,900 --> 00:40:40,000 Okay, one potato, two potato, three potato, four. 658 00:40:40,460 --> 00:40:41,460 You. Are. 659 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:46,160 It. Alright, it's decided. Gooch kills them, we help bury them, yeah? 660 00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:50,760 What the hell? Take one of the pinks. Be that fucking coconut green. 661 00:40:54,820 --> 00:40:57,060 Muffy? This sounds like Muffy. 662 00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:03,540 He's got Muffy! 663 00:41:07,260 --> 00:41:08,260 What happened? 664 00:41:08,780 --> 00:41:09,780 Man. 665 00:41:17,290 --> 00:41:20,910 You got my call? Mm -hmm. Oh, no, we're being saved by a bloomin' Murray. We'll 666 00:41:20,910 --> 00:41:22,950 never hear the end of this. Don't have to save the boat for you. 667 00:41:29,050 --> 00:41:30,950 Sweet boat! 668 00:41:31,350 --> 00:41:32,530 Oh, looky here. 669 00:41:32,850 --> 00:41:34,250 The lovers reunited. 670 00:41:36,690 --> 00:41:39,250 You're going to call your mate to bring my truck back? 671 00:41:39,650 --> 00:41:41,050 Think it's going to happen? Nah. 672 00:41:46,090 --> 00:41:47,230 I'm not the right dickhead. 673 00:41:51,290 --> 00:41:52,350 I'll take it from here. 674 00:41:53,350 --> 00:41:55,330 The snake will have his meat. 675 00:41:57,530 --> 00:41:59,430 Where are you going? 676 00:42:00,030 --> 00:42:01,030 Where are you going? 677 00:42:14,330 --> 00:42:15,550 Here's to the two. 678 00:42:16,170 --> 00:42:17,430 And come household. 679 00:42:17,970 --> 00:42:20,410 And a fridge with an ice maker, let's not forget that. 680 00:42:20,830 --> 00:42:21,830 Definitely not. 681 00:42:46,170 --> 00:42:48,830 It was always as good as, um, Rusty Hanky. 682 00:42:49,370 --> 00:42:50,370 Yeah. 683 00:42:51,750 --> 00:42:53,130 No, no, you keep it. 684 00:42:53,470 --> 00:42:55,850 You got a pickle with him, remember, at the back of Dean Oswego's place? 685 00:42:56,050 --> 00:42:57,770 Yeah, and I can borrow him anytime. 686 00:42:58,190 --> 00:42:59,190 Yeah, for sure, man. 687 00:43:00,490 --> 00:43:01,770 Good shit don't get locked. 688 00:43:02,470 --> 00:43:04,170 Sometimes we just put down the cracker, do we? 689 00:43:06,350 --> 00:43:08,250 Look. Look what else I found. 690 00:43:10,110 --> 00:43:11,650 I reckon it's a thousand years old. 691 00:43:14,830 --> 00:43:15,830 Ha ha. 692 00:43:16,690 --> 00:43:20,850 Good crack of dew. We're never bogging that fucker up. No fucking way, man. 693 00:43:22,030 --> 00:43:23,030 Oh, 694 00:43:25,570 --> 00:43:27,370 hey, did we wake you guys up? 695 00:43:27,710 --> 00:43:28,710 Yeah, that's all right. 696 00:43:29,350 --> 00:43:30,470 Oh, choice bridge, eh? 697 00:43:30,930 --> 00:43:31,970 Yeah, it is, isn't it? 698 00:43:32,630 --> 00:43:34,750 Oh, then yep. You guys want a drink? 699 00:43:35,610 --> 00:43:36,610 Yeah, bro. 700 00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:47,240 Get the best out of me. 701 00:44:21,799 --> 00:44:25,460 This program was made with funding from New Zealand On Air.